The amazingly lazy Kreskin. Imbibing alcohol has to be approached carefully today. It seems odd to remember when I was a boy and my entire family would howl with laughter at Red Skelton's recurring slapstick routine wherein he played Willie Lump Lump, who was always inebriated. The comic-strip equivalent, of course, would be Andy Capp, who has toned down his own carousing over the years. Times change.